Wednesday 11 June 2008

I don't care if I'm black or blue...

... or purple or yellow or red.

Here's the latest pics of my ever so colourful arm - damn it's hard to find clothes to co-ordinate...
Friday 6 June - nicely dribbled down thro and below me elbow now. Still hurting - speshially when held over head like this - put it down then you silly billy!!
Saturday 7 June - freshly washed and still looking fairly gruesome. Luckily being in this spot on my arm means it's hidden from view when you're wandering down the road and no well meaning neighbour calls the domestic police!
Monday 9 June - Sunday was a day of photographic rest! It ain't that bad now really - going all yellowy and old. Much less pretty to look at:) Rather like yellowy and old me. No sympathy required, them's the facts! Only hurts in bed if I lie on it by mistake, and when trying to wash me hair in t'shower.
Wednesday 11 June - forgot yesterday so it must be getting better, right? Going, going ...

xx

Thursday 5 June 2008

As Natasha Beddingfield once said...

March 2008 - I thought I had pulled a muscle but it got more and more painful and then the bruising started to come out. Took about 2 weeks to slowly run down my leg and into my foot before disappearing. Not had many muscle bleeds before.
March 2008 - No idea how I got this one, probly poked meself in the night or something.
March 2008 - This was from a walk Ade and I went on in Cornwall on our holiday at Easter. Scuse the attractive nail polish which had been on since an 80's party on New Year's Eve - what a scuzzer...
April 2008 - Can't remember which bit of me this is :) think it might be a thigh where I bashed it on our desk in the cellar - I know, not terribly sensible!
May 2008 - I slid down the stairs last week, I'll blame the loose carpet, but it could be the half asleep bird. Banged me wrist against the bannister but at least it stopped me breaking me neck! We ain't getting a bungliow Ade!! Did it on the Monday and the bruise came out Friday. Not too sore tho.
June 2008 - This is my latest masterpiece - not that you can see it very well - mobble pics I'm fraid. No idea how this one happened - nothing done to trigger it. Just woke up on Sunday with a very stiff shoulder and upper arm. Bruise started to come out late on Monday and this was taken Tuesday. Very nice...
June 2008 - Wednesday. Thought I'd do a day by day bruise progress for your delectation and mine. Want to see if this one will dribble down my arm before disappearing, like my leg bleed. Love the colours on this:)
June 2008 - This was taken this morning. You can see it's going into my elbow. Had to wear an ankle support round it in bed last night cos it was throbbing so much. Had 3 of injections for this one so far. It is definitely another muscle bleed, my second spontaneous one in 3 months. Weird.

Guessed the song yet? It's fairly bleeding obvious...

xxx

p.s. just had a slightly blushful moment - the door knocker went while doing this post,
"Ah Ade back from the dentist,"
I thought,
"not taken his blooming key again."
As I went to open the door, I also bent down to pick up the post,
"He can have my backside to greet him,"
I thought,
"that'll teach him to forget his keys!"
And stood up to see two confused looking blokes,
"We've come to look at your tv aeriel..."