Tis the Season to be Jolly!

Wishing everyone a very

Merry Christmas!!

The turkey is in...

The goose is stuffed...

The sausages are baconed...

The trifle is ready...

Have a scrumdiddleeumptious day!
I hope you get everything that you want from Santa.

Love Ros xxx

So I say...

Thanks for the Malteasers, the chocs I'm eating,

Thanks for all the joy they're bringing.

Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty,

What would life be?

Without a Twix or a Flake, what are we?

So I say thanks for the Malteasers,

For giving them to me.

On the 18th of December . . .

. . . my von Willies gave to me

four bleeding gums

three oozing scars

two nostril clots

and

a surprise period in Sains bur eees!


Seasons Bleedtings :)
X

On the first of December . . .

. . . my von Willies gave to me
a bleedi-ing belly button.



Hmmm.

Yes, I know - that isn't right. I'll have a jab and if that doesn't knock it on it's little button head I'll get it checked out.

Yes, I know - that is the Love Bugs nightie - sorry Louise :( but I'm sure it'll come out in the wash.

Half and half sleep / no sleep tonight - mebbe I'm excited bout Christmas - well it is December after all . . .

X